Tyler

Next time you are in a bar, or if you are underage, a milkshake or something similiar would do, and you have a bit of change, let's say $1, and you see your buddy just bought a beer, (or milkshake), tell him this:

"Hey, I bet you $1 that I can drink that whole thing without touching the glass in any way, and without a straw"

If your buddy agrees, simply take the beverage and drink it down down down until every last drop is gone. Your friend will probably be looking curious at you.

You then put the glass down, wipe your mouth with your arm, and say: Okay, you win the bet, but that was the best damn beer I've ever had for $1

hahahhahahh

Bryan

Hah! That's a good one. I'll definitley have to try that out next time. I'll make sure that it's an expensive place to drink at, otherwise it won't be that worth it! I could just get my own if its any cheaper.

But it is good for one hell of a laugh. Sure to get the ladies

wahpah

Haha, not bad. I've got a better one. I'll tell it in a form of a joke.
So, a guy (you) is in a bar. Later on during the night, the guy goes up to the bartender and says, "I'll bet you $1,000 that I will be able to pee into a shot glass from one end while the shot glass is set at the end." The bartender agrees and sets a shot glass at the other end of the counter. The guy then proceeds. He pees and completely misses the shot glass. Not a single drop goes in, he pees all over the counter. The bartender says, "well, you owe me $1,000." Five minutes later the guy walks back past the counter with a huge smile on his face. The bartender goes, "Why are you smiling? You just lost $1,000." The guy goes, "Yes, but before that, I had just bet another guy $2,000 that you wouldn't care if I peed all over the counter."

e2thehu

Hahaha. I like that. I'm gonna go try it to see if I can make a grand or two.

Link

Good one Tyler.
I'm DEFINATELY going to try that one sometime over the summer.

capitalist_junkie

That sounds like some joke my dad would try. I'm gonna have to go for it.

Word2Action

OOOO I like it. Its been a while since i've heard such a genuine clever joke. I'm goin for it dude.